It's come to this.  Former Major League ump Al Clark is signing his new book.

http://fairlawn-saddlebrook.patch.com/groups/around-town/p/al-clark...

Clark did time for selling bogus baseballs with his own COA. (And even had the distinction of being prosecuted by Chris Christie).

http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/consumer/a/badump.htm

There is no shame in the memorabilia world.