"I didn't know that. I thought he was immortal. Most of those Leprechaun-sized wee-folk are. Saves wear and tear on their hearts, they can function perfectly with a blood pressure of 40/20 at about 10 beats per minute, God bless…"
"Who would forge a Davy Jones autograph? Does it have any tangible value on a piece of paper, as basically a cut, and not even a picture. He signs through all of his fan clubs, the Monkees fan clubs and god knows where else, I would imagine that…"