Hi gang,

Yes, I know that most collectors are tired of hearing about how much of a grouch David Crosby is...I've already told my lovely story about meeting him.

However, I decided to channel the talents of Weird Al....and rewrite the CSN classic "Teach Your Children"...about Crosby's grouchiness....enjoy.

He, while on the road

Is very cold to his large fanbase

And he must love himself

Because there's never-a right time or place.

Treat collectors well

It feels like hell

When you just run by

And when you curse us out

It ruins an

Otherwise fun night

I think we ought to know why

Mr. Crosby does not sign

Because no one'd ever buy-y-y

His 'graph on eBay

OK YES I KNOW IT'S CHEESY-but I think it states the point.