I don't know the details of this story. I just heard it mentioned the other day on the news.

I guess I could Google and find out easily enough. But ya know what? I didn't want to do that. Not because I'm lazy (well, okay...that's part of it). The reason is, I'm afraid I'll be so angry after reading the details.

You see, he settled with one of those annoying paparazzi photographers. You know, like the one that Lindsay Lohen just hit with her car, and will probably also get a hefty settlement (if she even has any money left when it comes time to sue).

These people make autograph collecting so much harder!