and well you should be scared rabbit....When you are starting out , especially with limited funds, it is great to be afraid. That afford you the opportunity to actually study a signature before you buy it. Here's a good rule of thumb for you starting out.
Fudd's RULE#1
NEVER buy a autograph on a China Grove Baseball. NEVER. Rinse. REPEAT!!! 999 chance out of 1000, they are forgeries. On the slimmest of chances that it is real, the autograph will fade, smudge and generally look like hell. Maybe you haven't seen my favorite video about the China Balls??
When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town Down around San Antone Said the folks are risin' for another day 'Round about their homes
The people of the town are strange And they're proud of where they came Well, I'm talkin' 'bout your China Ball woah oh, China Ball
The preacher and the teacher Lord, they're a caution, they are the talk of the town And when the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin' When the sun goes underground
They say that the father's insane And dear Mrs. Perkin's a game Oh, talkin' 'bout your China Ball woah oh, China Ball
Every day there's a new thing comin' Ways of an oriental view The sheriff and his buddies with their Samurai swords You can even hear the music at night
Though it's a part of the Lone Star State People don't seem to care They just keep on lookin' to the easy way
Talkin' 'bout your China Ball ,woah oh, China Ball I'm gonna tell ya now, yeah