So, Jimmy Kimmel (the funniest late night show host) had Jenny McCarthy on the other night. I'm not a big fan of hers. She's hot, yes...just not as funny and clever as she thinks she is.

Well, her book is #3 on the New York Times Best Seller list, and she's on the shows talking about it and doing various book signings.

She talked about creepy 50 year old guys with their hair slicked back, drooling over her at signings and then following her back to the hotel (I always told one of my autograph guys, that chases people to hotels, that it's not a good idea on so many levels).

Kimmel asked if she'll autograph 8 x 10 photos that people bring of her naked (she was in Playboy, and lots of nude photos of her exist). She smiled, and gave an answer EVERYONE loves to hear (especially S. Duncan on this site).

"Jimmy...if they buy my book, I'll sign anything they want. I'll sign their ass if they bend over."

Now THAT is the attitudes the stars should have when signing autographs.