On TV tonight, someone named "Guy" something or other (my girlfriend just yelled from the othe room "he's the guy they call 'the food dude'.")

He was doing the 10 at 10 questions, and I didn't hear the question. But he said his car had broken down once and he was on the side of the road. A bunch of young guys pulled over, and he thought they were going to help him. Instead, they just asked for autographs and left.

He also talked about two older women that were sitting in a booth right next to him. They started arguing about who the bigger fan was. One of them finally stood up in front of Guy and said "I am a bigger fan than she is! I watch the show all the time, and know everything about you GUS."

As the crowd was laughing at the wrong name she got, Leno said "I hate when someone asks for my autograph and they say something like 'I'm not much of a fan. I don't watch you, but my wife loves you. Can I get your autograph for her?"