You need to send that back.
Sadly I bought it online. But on a positive I didn't throw much in the way of $! Whew! Yea the more I looked and read here on your site and elsewhere it looked REAL BAD! I really appreciate your time and expertise on this folks.
If you're not going to return it, I want you to do something to prove something to yourself.
Get yourself a "dry erase marker."
When you get the marker, rub it over a small portion of the "Mickey Mantle" and check the result.
If it doesn't erase the ink, then you'll know the paper is inkjet paper.