"ok I get the hint fellas knock it off.
Housemates health issues mean we are classed as high risk, all my qualifications are for outdoor construction and conservation, economy is f*****, I've a neurological disorder which makes ANY retraining…"
"that's a no then.
It'd been in our record collection for some 20-plus years with no known origin story. Dad had assumed that it was previously owned by a troll. I'm not a collector, just wanted a decades-long family mystery put to bed…"