The best story about “signatures” you will ever see, will conclude this story.

Now, I’ve interviewed many rock stars over the years. Near the end of the interviews, I’d always ask a few autograph questions. One question that could’ve been fun, wasn’t. That’s only because it was always the same answer. I would ask them “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been asked to autograph?”

About 75% of the musicians told me “breasts.”

Ice Cube got a devious smile, before he leaned in and said “Titties. Big ones, too.”

Now, this isn’t some sexist thing. Missing Persons singer Dale Bozzio told me she was asked to sign a fan’s penis. I laughed as I was asking, “What did you do?”

She said, “I signed it! What do I care! He took it out and I signed the thing.”

A member of Deep Purple told me he was asked to sign a goat once. He has no clue why the person wanted him to autograph it.

Now, the video clip I’m about to attach reminded me of all these stories rock stars have told me, but…the reason for the signature is so much more bizarre than you can possibly imagine.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=828827090508596