The few autograph things of the day I found interesting.

The Lakers were visiting President Obama in the White House. This is one of the perks you get for winning a sports championship.

The craziest photo was seeing one of the dopey Kardashian girls getting to shake hands with the Prez. Oh, the perks of being a reality show idiot, but marrying a Laker (poor Lamar Odom).

One of the usual photos had the President holding a Lakers jersey with his name on the back. This might be the first President that gets a sports jersey and actually uses it. He's fond of his hoops.

The second photo showed the President holding a basketball autographed by the Lakers. Sweet.

The other story of the day involved Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler. The last we heard, he was in rehab. Yes, yes, yes.

But he showed up at a Home Depot and did what I've always wanted to do. He grabbed the microphone that they talk into. Now, I've always wanted to just do something silly. Maybe a play-by-play of the employees driving the forklift, making it sound like a NASCAR race. Or maybe asking for a price check on a 2 x 4.

Tyler instead sang a few Aerosmith songs. I think one was the lame ballad "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing." I think he should've sang "Janie's Got a Glue Gun" or "Chaulk This Way," but hey...Tyler is no Weird Al.

I'm guessing Tyler didn't don any of the colorful scarves he wears on stage. Or the orange vests the employees of Home Depot wear.

I did hear in one of the reports that he signed lots of autographs, too.