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KITCHEN TABLE FORGERS and a look at their end product.

Most of the forgers that we find on ebay are typical kitchen table forgers who have ZERO talent at duplicating an autograph. Let us take a quick look at this Kitchen Table Forgery.

A-Rod signed 8x10...........I don't think so. This looks like it was signed by Michael J. Fox, Left Handed, After a Hangover, with a blindfold on, in the snow. It is really......THAT BAD.

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Permalink Reply by Charles O'Brailey on August 19, 2013 at 7:08am

Harper_Jesus cut

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Permalink Reply by Rick Meyer on August 19, 2013 at 10:42am

Or on the table inside a Winnebago as it was bouncing down a dirt road.

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Permalink Reply by wascher on August 19, 2013 at 8:28am

Hi Charles,

I've edited out the language in one of the descriptions and put a "quote" around it. One of the things we're doing on the forum is trying to clean up some of the language here. Even using initials for a phrase says the same thing to everyone. I will be deleting that same phrase out of two other threads you posted as well.

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Permalink Reply by Null on August 19, 2013 at 8:38am

Some of these "creations" are hilarious.

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Permalink Reply by Steve Zarelli on August 19, 2013 at 8:43am

This is one of my current favorites. Someone took a quick look at a Neil Armstrong autograph and fired one off on a postal cover. This was the first attempt. A childish imitation with zero percent chance of being authentic.

The "Rare and Signed" COA is the cherry on top of this Obvious Forgery sundae. Has a "Rare and Signed" COA ever been seen on an authentic item?

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Permalink Reply by Charles O'Brailey on August 19, 2013 at 9:02am

This one blew my mind and only lasted on ebay for about an hour before it got yanked. How about a George Washington/Ben Franklin dual signed sheet of paper (BRIGHT WHITE PAPER AT THAT).

The seller says " This has been beautifully signed and well preserved for many many years. "

Check out the inscription Ben Franklin put on there. This left me speechless for a moment. I actually began to question the meaning of life after seeing this horrific trash

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Permalink Reply by Steve Zarelli on August 19, 2013 at 9:13am

LOL. "Best inventor in history" Ben wasn't very modest, was he?

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Permalink Reply by Charles O'Brailey on August 19, 2013 at 9:17am

google ebay sellers: JDSbullpen He is the moron who listed this. The funny part was he started it out with a starting bid of ............199.99 or a buy it now of 1000.00

Had this been real, which it isn't close to being. It would be worth 30 to 50k. Had this been real, it would be sold by a real auction house and not ebay.

I must admit, that " Best inventor in history " did make me laugh out loud.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Morris on August 19, 2013 at 10:16am

Did Ben invent the felt-tip pen also? Soooooo much better than those nasty quills.

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Permalink Reply by JXE on August 19, 2013 at 8:59pm

Hahahaha! This is the GREATEST forgery ever! The inscroption made me laugh outloud. That's worth something, isn't it?

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Permalink Reply by Tom Schwartz on August 24, 2013 at 2:08pm

Too funny. He should have just put it all the way over the top and used a blue sharpie.

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Permalink Reply by Charles O'Brailey on August 19, 2013 at 9:20am

	Unprofessional and rude during transaction.	38764843@deleted ( 0 ) No longer a registered user	Jul-07-05 19:07
	Reply by jdsbullpen (Jul-07-05 20:32): YES WE ARE RUDE TO IDIOTS! SEE OUR 9,890+ vs STUPIDS BIG O...ENOUGH SAID