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Worst Artists Signatures (so you know who not to buy from in the future)

On the back of a bunch of really useful threads, especially the autopen artists, I thought it'd be nice to have in one place a list of poor signatures, lazy autographs or even dots (yes, you Lady Gaga). Please only write down the artist name and if it is a plain letter, ghost signed or just very lazy sig.

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Permalink Reply by T on July 15, 2023 at 12:07pm

Ha! That borders on punch-in-the-mouth-worthy ego display! Yet another terrific example set for the world by a Nobel Prize in Lirerature winner.

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Permalink Reply by Morrison123 on July 14, 2023 at 8:54pm

ive heard leonardo di caprio is one of the worst. If someone wanted one though anyway is there ANY officially released signed item from his that would be consideted his signature?

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Permalink Reply by Yony Mark on December 28, 2023 at 12:40am

Someone mentioned Dolly Patron in another thread.

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Permalink Reply by GuitarPickCollector on December 28, 2023 at 11:46am

George Lynch and Yngwie Malmsteen

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Permalink Reply by Paully D on December 28, 2023 at 12:16pm

All the new albums from Wolfy Van Halen sold at Walmart. Signatures have squiggly lines like any child could do....I heard the lps sold directly on his website were better signatures. Kinda irks me regardless....

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Permalink Reply by the_flowers_are still_standing on December 28, 2023 at 12:16pm

Paul Lynch. Booker prize winner.

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Permalink Reply by Yony Mark on December 28, 2023 at 4:09pm

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Permalink Reply by crazyrabbits23 on December 28, 2023 at 4:22pm

And they even made custom bookplates for that... joke of a signature.

smh

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Permalink Reply by DWSMcGraph on December 28, 2023 at 6:00pm

Might not be the worst...I ordered 2 Buckethead Pike albums. Back when they were direct order. "Crime Slunk Scene"and one other. These were signed albums. But, Buckethead printed his name. Not a signature, but I will take them anyway !

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Permalink Reply by Knob Dylan on December 28, 2023 at 6:21pm

That's the man, similar to Flea, Duff McKagan or other "printed" styles. Sometimes he'll do a little doodle with it but that's standard issue Buckethead. His signed artwork is the same, and very very Buckethead.

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Permalink Reply by damageinc777 on December 28, 2023 at 6:28pm

Probably going to see more and more like him as time goes on since they have stopped teaching cursive in schools.

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Permalink Reply by Knob Dylan on December 28, 2023 at 6:54pm

Definitely, although I think he's 53 or 54 so it's just a part of his 'schtick' so to speak. The cursive form disappearing from schools is a bit troubling, and some people wonder why US student's IQ's have been in a nose dive for the past 20 years. No beuno.